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Sunday, January 22, 2006

I don't make these surveys.. I use them off other's sites. But from now on, I credit the makers.

http://www.xanga.com/surveysyoulovetohate

1) What's Your Favorite Letter? J
2) Is That the same letter as your first name? no
3) What is your favorite way to eat Potatoes? as french fries
4) What are your views on Sharpies? i loooove them. they smell good.
5) How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? idk ask HIM.
6) What came first the chicken or the egg? the egg
7) Have you ever thought about question #6 for more than 5 minutes? probably
8) How many xangas have you had? geez like 10
9) How many of your xangas have the letter X in them? hehehehe like all i think except one or two
10) How many SNs have you had? like 50
11) How cool are you? lol very
12) Describe your best friends in five words? they're the most kick asspeopleyou'llevermeet
13) Now describe your Best friend in one word: perfect
14) Have you ever Made up a language? kinda.. haha.
15) Can you speak it fluently? sure?
16) Have you ever made up a secret hand shake? yes haha
17) Are you wearing make up? yah
18) Have you ever eaten squid? no ew
19) Do you like Ramen? yeahhhh
20) Have you ever Eaten it dry? once or twice
21) Are you wearing any Orange? nahh
22) Pepsi or Coke? coke
23) Can you honestly taste the difference? yeah
24) How buddies are on your Buddy list? 30 something
25) How many of them do you actually talk to? all..
26) Do you have a cell phone? yes
27) How many contacts do you have on it? like 50

28) What comes to your mind when you hear the word Green?green day
29) What is your favorite food group? the bad sugar one
30) Do you have braces or have you had braces? nope
31) What is your most embarrassing moment? um no clue.
32) What are your views on the word "dudette"? uh, i dont say it
33) What's your Favorite band? i dont know, i have alot
34) Have you ever been out of the country? no
35) How many Sara's do you know? like 3
36) How do you say "what's up?" (ex. sup? wassa? wuzup?)? uh.."what's up"
37) How often do you visit Google in a day? everyday...it's my homepage
38) What do you use Google to find? lyrics n pics of bands
39) Have you ever been to another country? uh...you asked this on question 34
40) do u lik 2 rite lik dis? no way
41) d0 you l1k3 2 wr1t3 l1k3 d15? NOO
42) Did question 41 offend you because I didn't use the corect form of l33t? yes.
43) Are you glad this survey is almost over? sure...
44) Are you photogetic? yeah somewhat.. only when i take the pics of myself.
45) What is your moms middle name? virginia
46) What was your favorite grade? 8th or 9th
47) How many hours do you spend on the phone each day? like 6
48) When was the last time you ate pizza? friday.
49) What do you think of Vegitarians? its what they want to do i've got no problem with it.
50) What did you think of this survey? it was alright.



Who is your favorite person to pass time with? cody or heather or matt or jenn or brittney or amanda or nickel
Who is your favorite TV show host? uhh...
Who is your favorite cartoon/anime character, ever? umm..
Who would you like to kill, given the chance? who would i kill? heheheheh she knows who she is but i dont wanna get the COPS CALLED ON ME!
Who was your idol growing up? my idol.. tami.


What are your initials? LNC
What state do you wish you lived in? I love DE
What country would you like to visit? Aussie
What is your favorite cartoon? idk
What do you think about President bush? i think hes secretly gay

When is your birthday? july 13
When do/did you graduate Highschool? 2008
When do you usually fall asleep? around 9 er 10
When do you usually wake up? About 5:45 on weekdays
When you die, do you want to be cremated? do i wanna be cremated? or do i wanna be aten by critters? hm, idk.

Where were you born? Md
Where do you want to have your funeral at? The Funeral Home?
Where would you like to vacation at next summer? austrailia. damn, ask again and ill shoot u.
Where do you live at currently? harrington de
Where do you think you'll be in exactly 10 years? age 25.. i have no clue. college?
 

How old are you? 15
How do you think the world was made? God
How sleepy are you right now? ummmm like real tired. DAMN how do u answer that?!
How old are your parents (weird question, I know...)? uhh 39 and 44 i think
How would you change the world, if you were ever given the chance? poverty, war

Why do you think there have been a lot of hurricanes this year? uh..b/c the ocean was upset?
Why is it so hard for me to believe that President Bush graduated from Yale...? haha...he got in b/c his daddy went there, and he's filthy rich!
Why is the sky blue? it reflects off the ocean...DUH
Why is grass green? chlorophyl
Why are you taking this survey? im bored



Random Survey

you look to your right and see::. cpu box thing
reach out with your left hand and touch::. cup
the last tv show you watched is::. paris hilton documentary lol
what color are your nails painted::. they're not
guess what time it is::. 6:00
what time is it::. 6:13
how off were you of guessing the time::. 13 minutes
besides this survey what are you doing::. listening to music.. iming heather.. smelln bacon.. hehe
the last time you have been outside is::. arg. taken the dog out
the last movie you watched is::. war of the worlds? no dennis the mennace?
who is the last friend you have seen::. heather
add the number of the letters in your name and then multipy it by 3.what do you get::. 7*3=21
name the number of places you have lived::. 3
how long have you been home from school::. uh i got out friday at 2:55
if you have aim what does your icon say or is a picture of::. i dont have one
where do you plan to move when you're older::. AUSTRAILiA
take your age and multipy it by 5 and divide it by the lowest number it can be divided by.what's the outcome::. 15*5=75/3=25
what is the last disney movie you watched::. umm HIGHSCHOOL MUSICAL
what is the last music video you have watched::.my paper heart a-a-r
are you talking to anybody?who::. yes. heather
explain your xanga layout::.umm cool
what's your middle name::. nicole
did you like this survey::. sure...
.::this survey was made by electrikk_surveyz.don't take this off::.


Bold the Things You Plan on Doing in 2006

Get/Keep a Boyfriend
Wear Thongs
Go to at least one concert
Get Drunk
Have a party
Make new friends
Move to another state
Change your style
Lose more than 10 pounds
Grow out your hair
Get straight A's
Get a job
Go on vacation
Get a MySpace
Go to a lot of camps
Go to summer school
Learn how to surf
Dye your hair
Try a new sport
Stop a bad habit that you have
Read more
Sleep more
Use the internet less
Get a car
Get a (new) cell phone
Start listening to a bigger variety of music
Obey your parents more
Kiss someone in the rain
Fly in an airplane
Get closer to God
Get a new screenname
Help people in need
Go to the Warped Tour
Go out of the country
Get a penpal
Go trick or treating on Halloween
Go to prom
Go to Homecoming
Start a club
Be in a parade
Go skinnydipping
Get a new pet
Take an AP class
Start a band
Sneak out
Get glasses
Learn how to skateboard



Saturday, November 19, 2005


££I am

1. name : lindsey n coleman

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2. gender: chick

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3. school: polytech high

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4. family : mom dad sister 2 brothers

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5. height:  5'2

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6. weight: 104

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7. birthday : 7-13-05

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8. specialities: uh gymnastics and flirting

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9 hobbies: gymnastics and BOYS

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10. word of wisdom: dont date anyone older than u.. theyre all assholes

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££First

 

1. first love: rodney

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2. first kiss: rodney

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3. first book you read: idk one fish two fish

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4. first movie you saw: idk

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5. first xanga you read: my own

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6. first music you listened: some baby shit

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7. first sleep-over: idk

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8. first present: idk

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9. first date: 12th bday

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10. first game: idk!

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££ing

 

1. the kind of standards u want in an opposite sex: hot nice sweet romantic honest

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2. current look: kinda bummed iguess

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3. current status: single and lovn it

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4. current hair style: long

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5. current person u¡¯re going out w/: no one

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6. current skool u wanna go to: UD

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7. current dream/goal: graduate highschool

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8. current person u HATE: rodney 

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9. current ring u have on: my engagment ring to my bffe jenn

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10. current thing u wanna do rite now:  see harry potter

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££Phone

 

1. cell-phone number)  302-331-9558

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2. monthly payment for cell-phone: like $40

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3. cell-phone coloring: gray and blue

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4. current ringtone: uhh sugar we're goin down

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5.  thing u like about ur cell phone: my ringtones

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6.  thing u hate about ur cell phone: prepaid fucker

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7. do you have a lot of friends on your phone book?: heck yes

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8. about how long in total do u used ur cell-phone daily? texting 24/7

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9. about how much text-messaging daily? like i said 24/7

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10. u like cell phones? yup

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££Friends

 

1. what is a friend?: everything jenn lauren brittney and amanda are

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2. do u hav a lot of friends?) duh

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3. best friend): jenn brittney amanda lauren

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4. who is the prettiest?): jenn i think but we're all lovely

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5. who is the smartest?): brittney

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6. who eats the most: me!

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7. who dances the best: rachel

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8. who is the best at posing for pictures: brittney

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9. who is the most active: lauren

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10. who is the most honest: amanda

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££Favorite

 

1. favorite food: idk

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2.favorite animal: ferret

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3. favorite fruit: banana

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4. favorite song: niki fm

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5. favorite number: 7 3 13

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6. favorite color: orange red black gray white pink

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7.favorite season:  spring

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8. favorite snack: anything bc ima fat cow

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9.favorite drink: dr pepper

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10. Current Love/Crush:: johnny seth johnny 2 and.. thats all

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££Hate

 

1. least favorite food: brussel sprouts

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2. least favorite animal: cockroach

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3. least favorite style: prep

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4. least favorite subject: world history

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5. person u hate: rodney

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6. least favorite snack: anythign sugarless

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7. least favorite drink: v8 splash

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8. least favorite song: laffy taffy!

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9. least favorite number: wtf who has a least favorite number?

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10. least favorite color: green

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££If

 

1.what if u have an uncurable disease and ure about to die? id tell everyone the honest truth and id f#%k all my guy friends

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2.what if u found a million dollars? shopping!

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3.what if somebody annoys you even tho u didn't do anything wrong? idk

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4.what if there's a war? there is.. what am I gonna do about it

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5.what if the person u love (and go out with) decides to break up with you? id die. and i have.. i became a suicidal CUTTERWHORE

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6.what if u can have three wishes? find my true love.. be a millionaire.. be prettier than i am

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7.what if you had a time-machine? id go back to last year

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8.what if you had to choose between money, popularity, talents, health, and happiness? happiness

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9.what if a friend who you¡¯re not really close with asks you to lend her 100 thousand dollars? haha id laugh at her

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10.what if you farted in front of the person u love? put this simple.. i wouldnt.

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££Yes£¦No

1. I am always proud: no

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2.I am greedy: yes

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3.I worry a lot: yes

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4.I¡¯m pretty/handsome: yeah

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5.I think my happiest moment is when I¡¯m eating: lmao nah

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6.my happiness of life is over 77%: more like 64%

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7.I love my self: duh

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8.I prefer a nice body better than a nice face: no

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9.I have more boy – friends than girl – friends: yea

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10.I prefer love rather than friendship: def.

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££This£¦That

1.gold or silver: silver

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2.rice or bread: bread

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3.mom or dad: mom

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4.summer or winter: summer

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5.train or airplane: plane

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6.do u prefer someone older or younger: i used to like older.. but previous expieriences suggest younger

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7.white or black: black

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8.Adidas or Nike: nike

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9.personality or beauty: personality. the beautiful ones are the liars and cheaters

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10.success or friendship: friendship

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Sunday, November 06, 2005

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Random Questions

What color is your room painted? blue
Are you in 7th grade? no
Do you have more than one best friends? heh. i have 6.
Do you have a dog? yes
Can you dance good? no
Do you like reality shows? yes
Do you like sparkles? yes
Do you have a bedtime? no
Are you popular? yes
Is your school big? yes
Do you go trick-or-treating? haha i did this year.. but other than that no
Do you workout? yes
Can you play an instrument? no
Do you love the color pink? no
Do you wear skirts? no
Do you have any brothers? yes
Have you ever been dumped? yes
Are your parents still married? yes
Do you have a layout, survey, or icon site on xanga? all 3
Are you spoiled? yes
Do you use Listerine Mouth Wash? yes
Are you allergic to anything? yes
Do you ride rollercoasters? yes
Do you have chores? yes
Is your favorite color turquoise? no
Do you have a cell phone? yes
Do you watch CSI? no
Are you a brunette? yes
Do you like to read? no

Name four friends-

1- Rodney

2- Seth

3- Jenn

4- Brittney

If you were standed on an island with those four, and you were starving, who would you eat first? I'd say.. AHH Brittney lol
Who would be most likely to eat off their own leg? Rodney def.
Now say you were lost in the woods somewhere, who would you most likely ditch in the middle of it because they're being too loud? Brittney
Who would you make scare the snakes away and what not? Seth
Now if you were all locked in a room that was really tiny, barely fitting the five of you, who would probably be claustrophobic and pass out? Me
Who would say that you're hogging the air and to stop breathing? Seth
Who would you guys let sit on your shoulders to save space? Theyd have me since im the smallest
When you finally got out, who'd be first to jet out of there? Rodney
Now what if you were getting pulled over by the cops and you had drugs in the backseat,who would those drugs most likely be in the hands of? Rodney def. again
Who would most likely try to use their good looks to flirt with the cop? Seth or Me
Say the cop had to frisk one of your friends, would that friend be laughing or be scared? laughing!

For a million dollars would u..

Eat a bug? duh
Date the nerdiest kid in the school? duh
Skydive out of a plane? duh
Make out with someone of the same gender? duh
Pull down your pants at your high school's football game and moon somebody? duh
Give your teacher the bird? duh
Go skinny dipping? duh
Have an online relationship with someone you met over the internet? duh
Cut off all your hair? duh

Fill in the lines with words that rhyme, and try to be fun with it!

I once had a dog
Who acted like a frog
His name was Buddy
And he liked to get muddy
He'd run and play
And frolic in May
I dressed him up in shoes
He'd always danced at the news
He'd bite you in the shin
Especially with a pin
But I still love my dog
Just like a frog

Random Things To Do In The Room

Reach to your left, as far as you can, what do you touch? air..?
Reach to your right, as far as you can, what do you touch? printer
Reach forward, as far as you can, what do you touch? the monitor DUH
Get off the chair you're sitting on and walk 20 steps, what do you run into? desk
Turn on the closest TV, what's on? unfabulous
Open the nearest closet, what's in it? junk
Look around the room, who/what is the first picture you see of?my brothers baby picture
Open the nearest book, turn to page 24, what's the last word on the page? osteoperosis
Get the newspaper, whats the major news? shit i dont know
Open a window, whats it feel like out? nice
Turn on the TV again but go up 8 channels, now whats on that station? comedy


50 random question survey...

1.do you bite your nails- sometimes

2.whats your favorite movie- 

3.what kind of shampoo do you use- suave i think

4.how long have you had an xanga?- like a year

5.do spiders creep you out?- no

6.don't you agree that gnomes are creepy?- yes

7.are any of your friends gothic?- heck yes

8.if so by any chance are you gothic?- no

9.do you craze over fall out boy?- ehh not really

10.how would you react if the love of your life dumped you?- omfg crazy

11.is rollerblading a hobbie of yours?- nahh

12.does pamela anderson annoy you?- ya

13.what are 2 things you would change about the world?- racism and guys being assholes. yeah..

14.who is your best friend(s).?- lauren jenn brittney seth matt m rodney

15.do you like my surveys?- yea

16.what is your favorite color?- orange black red pink grey white

17.do you color in coloring books?- nope

18.how often do you shower?- everyday

19.are you straight/bi/lez/gay?- straight

20.whats your crushes name?- johnny 1 johnny 2 rodney seth dylan dan

21.do you have a imaginary friend?- no

22.how random are you?- blah

23.do you get really hyper?- yea

24.are you annoyed easily by little kids?- not relly

25.do you prefer school or babysitting?- babysitting

26.is your best friend dating?- lauren yes jenn no brittney no sethyes matt m no rodney<33 no

27.who can you tell all your secrets to?- any of those 6

28.can you break dance?- heh no

29.are you shy?- no

30.do you ever pee your pants from laughing?- almost!

31.how often do you write poems?- never

32.Have you ever cheated on someone?- mmhmm

33.if so why?- bc i love rodney.. and although i was dating dan.. id prefer rodney

34.do you dance in your undies when your happy?- yea

35.are you more of a night or day person?- day

36.would you ever take a picture of an abandoned swing-set?- yea

37.what kind of music do you like?- rock

38.are you emo?- yeah

39.is halloween your favroite holiday?- no

40.do your friends really get on your nerves sometimes?- sometimes yea

41.are you a rumor starter or tell someone what that person said to you?- the 2nd one

42.when was your last birthday?- july 13th 2005

43.if you could get anything in the world what would it be?- rodneys heart

44.do you get along with your mom?-ehh sometimes

45.is a four-leaf clover lucky to you?- nope

46.which do you prefer polka dots or stripes?- stripes

47.if you had a Chihuawa what would you name it?- idk.. uhh.. cutie pie! lol ehh no

48.do you absolutely LOVE music?- heck yes

49.what is your favorite t.v. show?- smallville! not. lol used to be.. now i dont have one

50.did you enjoy this survey?- yes


101 questions about YOU!

So what’s your name?  Lindsey Nicole Coleman
Do you like your name?  Yeah sure do..
What sports do you like? Gymnastics basketball soccer
What kind of music do you like?  rock rock rock
Give me the top 5 singers/bands you like?  MCR hawthorne heights blink 182 linkin park FOB
If you just met someone, will you be shy or outgoing?  outgoing
What is the dumbest thing you did? uhh cheated on dan
Favorite amusement park:  hershey!
Rollercoaster or kiddy rides?  rollarcoaster
What’s your favorite sport?  gymnastics
Do you like the house you live in? yeah
Do you believe in karma?  hell yes
How tall are you?  5'2" SHAWTY
What color hair? brunette
What color eyes?  green
Would you dye your hair?  yea
If some one asked you to dunk your head in the toilet for 100 bucks, would you do it?  hell yes
Grossest thing you’ve ever touched?  hehehehe..
Do you make friends easily?  yea
Favorite colors? orange black pink red grey white
Do you talk in your sleep?  yes
Perhaps sleepwalk? no
Favorite memory?  rodney<33
Currently in a relationship?   no
If not, do you enjoy being single?  to some extent.. id rather be single then without rodney.

Ever thought about your life in the future?  yes
Do spiders scare the crap out of you? no
Favorite TV show?  dont have one
If you could meet anyone, who would you meet? GERARD WAY!!!
Favorite Vacation?  idr
Have you ever barfed because of sea sickness or car sickness?  yes
Do you think bugs are gross?  no
Do you get enough sleep each night? yes
Are you more shy or outgoing? outgoing
Do you like to shop? yes def.
Like to help others out?  sometimes but if someone is steady askn u for help.. its annoying.. esp. when theyre capable of doing things on their own.
If you see a hobo on the street, would you give him money? nope
Will you ever adopt a kid? yeah i will
Favorite food: crabs bacon stuffed peppers
Favorite shirt: my dragstrip black shirt
Do you like group dates or one on one dates? group
Are you good at dancing? no
Favorite thing about yourself: i love myself.
Favorite thing about your friends: theyre cool
What is one of your pet peeves? knuckles
Any Bad habits? What? i talk to much
Ever swore at an adult? heh all the time

Do you wash your hands after you use the bathroom? yeah
Do you prefer being alone or with others?  others
Books or beer? beer
What is the worst lie you’ve told your parents? ehh idr
Do you have a cell phone? yes
Do you enjoy being out in the sun? yes
Want to go to college? idk
Get married? yes
Have kids? yes
Are you afraid of dying? no
What do you want to be when you grow up, or what is your career? lawyer
Where do you want to move if you could move anywhere on earth?   austraila
When someone flips you off, what is your first reaction?  flip them off back
Favorite insult: "you jerk."
Like living on the edge or safely tucked in to your bed? on the edge
The most meaningful book to you? idk
What is your idea of a romantic date?  idk
How about the perfect day, what would happen? id marry rodney!
If you could change one thing about the world, what would you change? idk read another survey asshole
Peace or war? peace
What do people label you as in school? emo
Do you prefer Mexican food or Italian food? italian
Do you like sandwiches or pizza?  pizza
What is the longest word you know?  antidisestablishmentarianism
Think fast! Create a word for me- pot
If you could would you buy a whole mall for your own use? ya
Do you brag? no
What are you extremely good at? ehehehehehe nm
Have you ever gone fishing? yes

Favorite memory with your family? christmas
Favorite holiday? christmas
Do you enjoy the day or night? night
Are you more happy or grumpy? happy
Do people say you’re nice or mean? nice
If your friend bursts into the room crying, what would you do? aww id hug them
There were two people one holding the gun to the head of the other person. Would you rather be the one to shoot someone or the one to die? die
Are you more artistic or athletic? athletic
How many cousins do you have? omg idk
Whose your favorite relative? shawn -- cousins
Do you care about looks when it comes to the opposite sex?  heck yes
Do you like soap operas? no
What is your favorite smell? watermelon
Favorite type of gum? watermelon
Do you want to fly? yes
Ever thought about being someone else? yea
If you won a million dollars what will you do with it? hehehehehe shop!!

Are you good with children? yes
Do you like being in the spotlight? no
Last time you cried your heart out: when me n rodney got into a fight
Ever cry because of a broken heart?  duh all the time
Can you whistle? yes
Can you lick your elbow? no
Think of the nicest thing you’ve ever done..what is it?  idr
Did you like this survey? yes



HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CALLED....


Bitch: yes
Bastard:  yes
Beautiful: yes
Talented: yes
A waste of space: yes
Liar:  yes
Geek:  yes
Nerd: no
Loser: yes
Peculiar: no
Intelligent: yes
Skinny: yes
Fat: yes johnny called me obese! lol
Pretty: yes
Preppy: yes
Goth: no
Emo: yes
Grunger: no
Fiend: no
Innovative: no
Weirdo: no
Stupid: yes
Retarded: yes
Annoying:  yes
Freak: yes
Brat: yes
Minger: no who says that!?
Cute: yes
Interesting: yes
Boring: yes
Slut: yes
Whore: yes
Whoreface: no
Skank: no
Asshole: yes
Shitface: hahah yes
Ugly: yes
Disgusting: no
Shithead: yes
Cock: yes
Tit: no
Twat: no


Write the first thing that comes to mind when you hear these names

Michelle: billys exgf whose like 34
John: loser kid i hate
Jennifer: my ex best friend
Micheal: alejandro I KNEW HIM
Steven: laurens bf
Charlie: and the chocolate factory
Frank: bank cause it rhymes
Russell: that book i read in 2nd grade
Eric: sisters friend
Kevin: schock
Arnold: hey arnold
Stacy: stacys mom
Sandy: cheeks
Crystal: that slut who wants to kill me
Claudia: grounded for life
Angelica: pickles
Amanda: my lovely friend
Nicole: that weird girl. lol jm
Martin: tim martin.. random name sounds good
Jesse: uncle
Ryan: ames i loveu ! lol ff
Blake: drake
Christian: with the red hair always in trouble
Jake: my dog
Jessica: lawson rodneys ex
Brad: pitt
Melissa: rodneys bff
Lisa: my mom works for her
Tom: n huck
Miranda: lizzie mcguire
Cecilia: monsters inc!



FOR A BiLLiON DOLLARS; WOULD YOU:
((if you didnt get any jail sentence for any of this))

x_kill your parents? no way
x_eat an ant farm? yes
x_have same gender sex? yes
x_kill your best friend? no
x_hold up a convenience store? yes
x_shoot yourself in the leg? yes
x_eat another person? no
x_jump off a three story building? no id die fucker!
x_walk naked in a mall? yes
x_shave your head? yes
x_drink human blood? yes
x_box with a kangaroo? yes
x_kill the president? yes
x_slap an old person? yes
x_eat your own vommit? yes
x_eat a booger? yes
x_strip for Osama Bin Laden? oh hell yes



DEATH
1. What age would you rather die, 20 or 98? 98 def.
2. Would you rather die by being raped and murdered or by being strapped down on a bed and have a swinging pendulum slowly cut you? Raped & murdered. I wouldn't die a virgin, much less painful.
3. Would you want to die a virgin or a prostitute? Virgin I guess.
4. How many people do you think will go to your funeral? the whole world
5. Let's just say you're morbid.... you committ suicide by shooting yourself in the head or by taking 150 vikaden? Shooting myself in the head.
6. Would you rather die in an old folks home or by yourself? old folks home
7. What would you want written on your tombstone? "This sexy beast is still alive"
8. What color coffin would you like, black or brown? Black.
9. What would your funeral song be, Amazing Grace or Happy Trails? Neither, but Amazing Grace if I had to choose.
10. If you were in jail and were waiting to be fried in the chair, would you kill yourself by taking a gun from the policeman or wait for the chair? kill myself so i can make the news!
11. Do you want to die childless or divorced? divorced
12. Who do you want to die first, your husband(or wife)  or you? my husband so i can be rich
13. Do you want to die in the morning, afternoon, or night? Night.
14. If you could come back as any animal, what would you come back as? a monkey
15. Do you believe in vampires? no
16. Have you ever been committed? huh? yes i have
17. What would you want your last drink too be, vodka or lemonade? lemonade
18. What about your last meal, a hamburger and fries or steak and mashed potatoes? Fries & mashed potatoes.
19. Who would you leave your inheritance with, your cat or dog? Dog hes younger
20. Do you want to go to heaven or hell? Heaven, of course.
21. Do you want to be dressed in white or black at your funeral? White.
22. Would you rather die by jumping in a sea full of sharks or in a cage full of lions? Sea full of sharks so hopefully i can drown first
23. Is the glass half full or half empty? It's just a glass. but half full
24. Do you want it to rain on the day of your death or do you want it to be sunny? I want it to be sunny.
25. What kind of flowers do you want on your coffin? White roses.
26. Would you rather die of bee stings or snake bites? bee stings
27. How many regrets will you have when your time comes? a million
28. And who's fault will it be when you die, gods or your parents? My own for getting old.
29. Will you run to the white light or walk? Walk.
30. Do you believe in life after death or when you're dead, you're dead? i believe in life after death
31. How many people will it take to hold your coffin up? Probably 2.
32. AND who would you pick to read at your funeral, Edgar Allen Poe or Brittney Spears? Edgar Allen Poe. He'd make them all cry.



Lets do STEREOTYPES



THE GENERIC TEENAGE STEREOTYPE
do you drink [alcohol]? Not really.
do you party a lot? how often? YES but not often
do you use drugs for recreatioal purposes? No.
do you skip classes? how often? Hardly.
do you have casual sex? Protected? None.
do you steal? No.
do wear in inappropriate clothing? Nah.
do you drool over celebrites? Not really.
do you watch a lot of TV? No.
do you ever watch the news? Once in a while.
do you even care about world issues? no way
do you read books often? No.
are you failing a lot of your classes? Nope .
do you spend most of your time with your friends? yeah i do whenever i can
do you smoke cigarettes? No.
do you hang out a lot in malls, or at seven elevens? yea
do you often find yourself with a crush on someone? Yes.
do you cuss a lot? Fucking right.
are you desperate to fit in? No.
are you intelligent? Yes.

THE GOTH STEREOTYPE
black lipstick? No.
black eyeliner? Yes.
black eyeshadow? yes
black trenchcoat? No.
black boots? No.
black fishnets? no
black nail polish? ya
cigarettes? No.
heavy metal music? Nah.
marilyn manson? no
kittie? no
cradle of filth? No.
constant frown and peretual angst? Not a constant frown.
do you like to be seen as? Lindsey
are you an intellectual? Yes.
an atheist? No.
horrible home life? yep
hopelessly depressed? yep
suffereing with suicidal idealations? yep
self-mutilation? heh.. i used to. i stopped.

THE PUNK STEREOTYPE
plaid? Nope.
big black boots? No.
mohawk? No
excessive earrings? No.
loud, confident, and opinionated? i can finally answer yes to one!!
wild hair colors? Not yet.
nofx? heh?
rancid? Nah.
well versed on political scandals and outrages? No

THE JOCK STEREOTYPE
what's your iq? 130s.
do you watch a lot of sports? No.
play a lot of sports? No.
talk a lot about sports? No.
do you do anything, really, but think about sports? Yes.
are you arrogant? No.
are you a male or female whore? Yeah right.
are you a homophobic? Not in any way.
do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident? No.
but really you're a quivering mass of insecurity? I am sometimes.
boobs=yes? yea
parties=yes? yep
dropping out of high school and flipping burgers=yes? Definete no.

THE GIRL STEREOTYPE
do you spend a lot of time on your appearence? oh yes.. sadly..
have you ever been on a diet? no im skinny
how much did you lose? ^^ listen next time asshole b4 u asked another stupid question.
was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder? It wasn't.
do you make yourself throw up?  No.
make-up? Eyeliner.
low-cut tops? yea
how big are your boobies? [cup size] 32A.something like that
do you ever flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it? yea.
giggle a lot? yup.
what's the deal with boys? lol love them
ym, teen, cosmo, et al? None.
who's the weaker sex? Men.
are you a feminist? yes
do you think Brad Pitt is hot? He's an ugly motherfucker.
how often do you shave your legs? When I want to.
how about your armpits? When I shower.
are you emotional? Yes.
especially when on your period? no.. my emotions dont change fucker.



50 Questions on Your type of Guy (for girls)
How do you like his hair? blonde and short
What color hair? blonde
Does he have tattoos and earrings? tatoo yes.. and a gauge in the ear
Is it true that only a real man wears pink? Pink is stupid.
Name the 2 most important personality trait he has to have: funny and respectful
Badass or cautious guy? Bad.
Dyed hair? no i like natural
Long or short hair?  Short.
Is he athletic? Sure.
Likes committed relationships or flings? commited
Does he have to be popular? No.
What are your thoughts on buzz cuts? ew
Buff or Skinny? Skinny but not the little weakling.
What color eyes? crystal blue
Long eye lashes? eh no
Does he have to dance well? No.
Plays any instruments? Yes, any that he wishes.. which better be alot.
Nice or Hard to get? i dont like hardtoget
Will he sing you mushy love songs? Sure.
How about protect you when danger comes? Yeah, I'd like to be protected.
Rich or doesn’t matter? Doesn't matter.
Smart or Dumb? haha doesnt matter..
Jock or typical guy? Typical.
Can he wear makeup? Negative.
Hot or Sweet? Both would be good..
Give me the best physical feature you want him to have: eyes..blue
Honest? Yes.
If he doesn’t get along with your friends, would you still date him? Yes.
Let’s say he moved across the country, will you two stay together? i think so
Write love poems to you? No, they'd probably suck.
How about give you his lunch when you accidentally forgot yours? Nah.. he can just share it
Pay for all of the dates or split the bill? Pay would be nice.
A real gentleman or more laid back? Laid back.
Abs or no abs? Abs.
If this dream guy breaks your heart, will you two still be friends? Probably not.
If he went out with your best girl friend, would you still like him? Yes.
Friends or guys? Friends.
Has a good taste in women’s clothing? No.
Only judges you by your looks or on the inside? The inside, otherwise I'm screwed.
What are your thoughts on pimps? to hell with them
Do you care if he smokes or drinks? no i think its cool
First day of class, what would be his first move on you? Talking to me.
Do first impressions mean a lot? Not after a while.
What would you wear on your first date for this guy? Nothing special.
Do you mind him checking other girls out? id be jealous
Kiss on the first date? Oh yes.
Surfer Boy or Skater Boy? skata
How should he dress? Don't care.
How romantic do you want him? Somewhat romantic, but to a point it would become very annoying.
If this was the "one" where would you want him to propose? Doesn't matter




First off

What time is it?10:27pm
Why are you doing this survey? I feel obligated to
What do you think you'll accomplish by doing so? Ill have a total of one survey on my new site
Alright.. So, how old are you? 15
I see. That's good. And where are you from? DE
Good good.. Right? Yeah
Now to the 'when was the last time'...
you've gone out with friends? Been too long
you've eaten an apple? a day ago
you've danced? hehe all the time
You've stared at the phone, waiting for someone to call? when i was dating dan
you've hoped something impossible would happen? today.. now..
what was it? that rodney would forgiveth me
you've played with your beanie babies? haha like never
you've cried for a stupid reason? Crying isn't stupid.
you thought you were betrayed by someone close? rodney.. recently..
you hit yourself for being stupid?earlier..
you thought life would just.. end? all the time
How's about when you -wished- life would end? all the time
when was the last time you've said 'oww' as a reflex? haha last night
you talked to your best friend? a few hours ago
you 'talked' to your enemy? I don't talk to my "enemies".
you actually thought you were right, but weren't? and why? im always right.. shut up.
you thought you would go crazy and why? a few days ago.. bc he wasnt talkn to me
someone was driving you crazy? heh.. people naturally drive me crazy
you whatched T.V.?  like now
you went on AIM? on it now
you went on MSN? Never.
you asked advice from someone? and who? not long ago.. seth
you've given advice to someone? was it good advice? i gave it to dan and yeah i think it helped
you've played with one of your (past or present) pets? like earlier i love jaike
you've been bit by a moskito? ow.. all the time DAMN MOSQUITOS
you've danced the 'macarana' infront of more than 10 people? 2 wks.
you watched a movie? which was it? Earlier GREASE
you've seriously asked yourself about your life? Earlier this week
you killed something? weither it be bug or pet..? I killed a fly earlier
you asked yourself about god? dunno
someone kissed you? dan.. about 2 wks ago
you smelled something?  mm crabs today
you touched something(aside from the keybord)? my cell a few minutes ago
you've been bored to death?     I don't mind being bored.
you wanted to kiss someone?     Last night.
you wanted to hug someone?     Last night.
you hugged someone who really needed it? few days ago, matt.
you decided it was time to make a serious change? NOW is the time for change. No, I don't know.
you traveled further away than anywere you've ever thought of going? never
you went on vacation?     never
you drank a chocolate milkshake? mm i dont remember
Enough of that. Second part; Have you ever;
Sang with the birds? no
Really needed someone to talk to, so just talked to yourself? yes
Thought life was just a pile of crap? ...     Yes.
..But the next day you thought it as the best thing that could ever happen?     , yeah.
Told your best friend to just 'buzz off'?     Most likely.
regreted saying something mean?     I don't regret much.
regreted saying something stupid?     Don't.. it's always funny.
been told something that affected you far beyond what it should have?     Yes.
picked on the 'smaller' guy and 'actually' felt 'no' shame?     Nope.
hated to be yourself?     Yes.
wanted to be someone else?     Yes.
if so, who?     Anybody.
wished upon a star or.. something else?     Yes.
thought your wildest dream was to actually come true?     Yes.
went out with someone you didn't even know the name?     Nope.
watched a movie and cried all the way through? if so which?   i know i have.. just soo many movies!
done sword fighting?     No.
beleived in fairytails and legends?     Yes.
been forced into playing something you didn't want to? if so what? umm id rather not say
counted sheep?     Yes
counted the clouds?     Nope.
tried to count all the stars? no
seen stars around your head?     no.
been to disney land?     no.
counted to over 1000?     Nope.
thoughts your life's sole purpous was to fill out these surveys?     Nope.
wanted to hit someone for being what you've wished for?     no i havent.. im happy 4 them
wanted to poke some random guy/girl, cackle evily then prance away happily?   lmao ive done that!
crashed into a wall by accident?     Yes.
told a friend you hated them?     Yes.
said something so stupid you couldn't even beleive you said so?     Yes.
if so what?     Not sure but I have.
said something so smart you couldn't even beleive it?     Nope.
thought of yourself as a 'super star'?     Yeah.
decided someone close to you just wasn't worth your time anymore?     Yes.
thrown a pie at someone's face? (I've always wanted to do so)     No .
thrown an egg at someone?     well in catch i have
received a stupid nickname? care to share?     no..? well long penis is perty stupid
thought these surveys were fun?     Yes.
thought these surveys were a waste of time?     Yes.


____LOVE____
[x] love is: when u almost feel like u need that one person to live.. to be happy.. when hes ur everything.. and u dont care what people think!
[x] current love: well.. rodney, to some extent.
[x] love or lust?: love
[x] boys or girls?: boys
[x] best love song: We Belong Together --Mariah Carey
[x] when love hurts, you: well me? i cut.. sadly..
[x] true or false - all you need is love: True and False.. you NEED water. But emotionally.. you need love.
[x] have you ever been in love?: yeah i have
[x] is there such thing as love @ first sight?: Well maybe. First sight is the initial attraction all relationships take. So love at first sight would mean u love their appearance.

____THE OPPOSITE SEX____
[x] turn ons:
hair hair hair! and beautiful blue eyes..
[x] turn offs: knuckle cracking.. bleching.. rudeness..
[x] does your parents' opinion on your bf/gf matter to you?: oh definitly NOT
[x] what kinda hair style?: well normally i like short.. but in johnnys case i like it long..
[x] the sweetest thing a member of the opposite sex can do for you?: aww i think when they suprise u with flowers.. it means theyve been thinking about u.
[x] where do you go to meet new people?: school.. parties.. idk just places.
[x] are you the type of person to holler and ask for numbers?: haha no

-list 21 people you know-
01. Rodney
02. Dan
03. Matt M
04. Matt O
05. Lauren
06. Jenn
07. Ricky
08. Brittney
09. Kelsey
10. Keri
11. Shawn
12. Phebe
13. Amanda
14. Steph
15. Seth
16. Johnny
17. Danielle
18. Kim
19. Jaime
20. Brittany
21. Heather

1. Is #1 your best friend? no hes not but he used to be.. (Rodney)
2. Do you have a crush on #3 ? matt?? no
3. Would #2 and #21 make a cute couple? Dan and Heather?? Oh they better not!
4. Where does #15 go to school? P-Tech with me! (Seth)
5. How old is #10? 14.
6. What is #20's favorite color? I thought it was purple.. but idk *Brittany
7. What do you think about #5? Lauren is my bestestess mommy friend
8. Would you date #18? nah, thats a girl. (Kim)
9. What would you think if #9 was the father of your child? haha Kelsey...
10. Does #4 have siblings?He has one sister.. (matt o)
11. How tall is #8? Brittney is like a lil taller than me
12. What color hair does #11 have? brown.. (shawn)
13. Is #6 single? Jenn yes and shes a hottie!
14. Would #7 and #12 make a cute couple? Ricky and Phebe.. maybe..? lol
15. Are #13 and #16 friends? they dont know each other. Amanda n Johnny
16. What would you say if #19 asked you out?Jaime?? id run away..
17. Do you find #14 attractive? Steph. nahhhhh
18. Does #17 know your phone # ? Danielle.. yes she does

And for your friends:


WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF


1. I died from natural causes: 
2. I kissed you:
3. I lived next door to you:
4. I started smoking:
5. I stole something:
6. I was hospitalized:
7. I ran away from home:
8. I got into a fight and you weren't there?: 

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY:

9. Personality:
10. Eyes:
11. Hair:
12. Family:

WOULD YOU:

13. Be my friend?:
14. Keep a secret if I told you one?:
15. Hold my hand? 
16. Take a bullet for me? 
17. Keep in touch? 
18. Try and solve my problems?:
19. Love me?:
20. Date me?:

HAVE YOU EVER:

21. Lied to make me feel better?: 
22. Wanted to kiss me?: 
23. Wanted to kill me?: 
24. Broken my heart?: 
25. Kept something important from me?: 
26. Thought I was unbearably annoying?:  

::And More::

27. Who are you?  
28. Are we friends? 
29. When and how did we meet? 
30. Describe me in one word: 
31. What was your first impression?  
32. Do you still think that way about me now? 
33. What reminds you of me? 
34. If you could give me anything what would it be? 
35. How well do you know me? 
36. When's the last time you saw me? 
37. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? 
38. Are you gonna put this on yours to see what I say about you?



Friday, November 04, 2005

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